i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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