i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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