i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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