I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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