its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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