Where is the hickey?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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