so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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