if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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