I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i believe in u and ur pee
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