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(651): View more from Minnesota

Nipple clamps can be ambiguous

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(402): View more from Nebraska

South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..

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(618): View more from Illinois

No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.

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(817): View more from Texas

Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles

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(561): View more from Florida

If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal

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(260): View more from Indiana

Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.

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