just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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