glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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