I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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