Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Randomize
