somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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