We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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