Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm bleeding and have questions
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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