Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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