who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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