So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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