i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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