I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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