No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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