I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
A bitchslap is in order.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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