My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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