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You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
All I want is dick and wine.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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