quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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