can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize