Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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