Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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