let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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