I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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