Don't you send me to vm
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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