There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
