porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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