Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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