Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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