: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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