my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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