wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
