its not stalking. its research.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?