But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish I could punch you in the face.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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