Dual....:-)
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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