do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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