I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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