help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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