i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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