How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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