dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Your dad touched me again.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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