: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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