She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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