I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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