i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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