My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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