He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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