I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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