You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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