is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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