He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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