you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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